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Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man ever.

Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man ever
  1. What are you thinking about?
  2. Do you love me?
  3. Do I look fat?
  4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
  5. What would you do if I died?
_______All above question is difficult to answer by a man______  

Question 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

NOTE: don't go by these answers.      
  1. Cricket.
  2. Football.
  3. How fat you are.
  4. How much prettier she is than you.
  5. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. 
  6. Something something is also cause very big problem here, after that you have to explain what you were thinking that time.

Question  2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." 

NOTE: don't go by these answers. 
  1. I suppose so.
  2. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
  3. That depends on what you mean by love.
  4. Does it matter?
  5. Who, me? 
Question  3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

NOTE: don't go by these answers.
  1. Compared to what?
  2. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
  3. A little extra weight looks good on you.
  4. I've seen fatter.
  5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died. 
Question  4: Do you think she's prettier than me? 

  The proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

NOTE: don't go by these answers.
  1. Yes, but you have a better personality
  2. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
  3. Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
  4. Define 'pretty'
  5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.  

Question  5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

NOTE: Read this lines carefully and answer.
girl....Would you get married again?
guy.....Definitely not!
girl....Why not - don't you like being married?
guy.....Of course I do.
girl....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
guy.....Okay, I'd get married again.
girl....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
guy.....Yes, I would.
girl....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
guy.....Where else would we sleep?
girl....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
guy.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
girl....And would you let her use my night dresses?
guy.....She can't use them; i will buy new one.
 
and here guy gonna lose his girlfriend/wife/.......... think twice and answer................... all the very best...  


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